A few quotes to brighten your day

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

“Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.”

“How does a man who drives the snow plough get to work?”

“I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.”

“If it wasn’t for the last minute nothing would get done.”

“A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.”

“If work is so great, how come they have to pay you to do it?”

“If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain.”

“88.2 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

“Latest research shows that 3 out 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.”

“Never judge a book by its movie.”

“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half”

“To err is human, to really foul things up you need a computer”

“And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”